Petsmart No ratings yet.

I think if petsmart wants to make some more dough then I think they should lean towards a whorehouse approach. Make people pay to play with the puppies and the other little critters , they could dim the lights, serve some drinks, and add some music.

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Sobriety Tests No ratings yet.

Whenever a crippled person gets pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving, what kind of sobriety test does that individual take? Does the cop make them wheel in a straight line? Or are they forced to walk on their hands? “Sorry officer, I can’t do a handstand”    Cop: Whatever you say wheels, now get on your hands!

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Ex-girlfriend No ratings yet.

My girlfriend and I aren’t together anymore, we got into a heated argument last week about how I “didn’t listen” and how I “never go down” on her anymore or some bullshit like that. Half way through the argument my mom busts in the room and screams “DAMN IT FRANK, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD!! YOU ARE TOO OLD TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND”

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